A dead rose on the side of the road
Only tells one half of the story.
One side was happy
The other side worried
One half talking
One half flirting
One half grounded
The other half exploring.
Choose your side because we all no what’s happening.
This concept is almost boring,
because this show isn’t new; Its been on the road touring.
Shes ready
He’s not
He’s ready
She’s not
They talk
We talk
We know it’s a hot mess
Yet, they stress.
What’s next?
One half crying
One half hopping from party to party
The other half moving too fast
One half forgetting the past
Both parties making decisions no one should ever make.
And at the end of the day they’re still waiting for that quake.
Waiting for the other to send them that txt.
What’s next?
Everyone knows.
But in the moment we’re all on our toes.
Relax.
Think strongly about this union.
Are you a cake, or an onion?
Think strongly about this you must.
We’re you the oil or the rust?
Think honestly about this relationship.
Was your goal the donkey or the spaceship?
Honesty is key because the truth shall set you free.
Don’t be ashamed, at some point everybody is just looking for some donkey.
You’re job is to own up to the truth for both parties. Not for them, but for you.
If you’re the rust, knock it off and get into the oil business.
If you are the cake, go find that icing. These onions stink. Let them greasy ass burgers deal with that.
Think.
Never settle for persistence.